The Abby Chronicles–Humans Do Weird Things

Here I am, ready to write my story!

Chapter XVIII

Have you ever noticed humans do weird, sometimes annoying things? They say cats do weird things. Humph! We cats have reasons behind the weird things we do, so they aren’t really weird. But humans–

I’ll give you an example. I walked into the living room and jumped up onto the older human’s lap. She put little metal things in the fur on her head. I smelled one of the metal things; it didn’t smell like anything I knew of. I wanted to help the human, since she seemed so intent on doing this strange procedure, but the younger human kept her arm in front of me, so I couldn’t help.

I’ll give you another example. The younger human had the nerve to poke me in the stomach! Would you believe that? I raised my paw to warn her that she was not to do that. Would you believe she poked me again! This time I grabbed her finger and put my mouth around it. This time she got the message. Talk about being annoying.


P. Booher, secretary


Filed under humor, The Abby Chronicles

2 responses to “The Abby Chronicles–Humans Do Weird Things

  1. Great story! More cat stories, please. Blessings.

  2. scribelady

    Thanks! Abby always has more to say, so I’m sure there’ll be more coming!

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